Phuket (Patong)

We spent 1 night here before getting the boat to Ao Nang, it can be summed up as being a place for old fat Brits to try and pull young Thai's. We did a lap of the beach, ate in an Irish pub playing pro IRA songs and then watched Wesley Snipes parachute out of planes in one of the worst films I've ever seen. The one good thing about this waste of a day is the waitress smiled more than any human being I've ever met and I wanted to take her home and keep her in a box. All in all though we were happy to be daaaan sarf after our plane tickets disaster.